Comments on: at the austrian urinal

By: carol aka lurker

carol aka lurker — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:56:26 +0000

Avatgardener–thanks! I followed his comment from a parenting blog, so I was quite befuddled when I got family + lawyering + Guard + these “confessionals.” He is quite an…erhm…interesting rodent.

By: Wynn

Wynn — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:38:21 +0000

I honestly don't get how you guys do it. All those rules and having people staring at your private parts and not using toilet paper afterwards, etc. Strike the last one, I'll take it back. Wynn’s last blog post..Howsameyomoma

By: Brother

Brother — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:59:00 +0000

You should have demanded payment for services rendered. “No stress if you got the euros bitch!”

By: Cat

Cat — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:02:18 +0000

I can pee in public, no problem. Then again, chicks get doors (almost always) and don't have to whip out our junk in front of strangers (unless we want to). That said, I am terribly afraid of the "farting whilst peeing" or the "pooping in public". Cat’s last blog post..Thankfully, The Turds Stayed Put

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:24:43 +0000

My freshman dorm-mate could only pee with the door closed, and all sources of water turned on full blast. I bought a water pik just to make his life more difficult. Here's to a more controlled bladder. Matt’s last blog post..Yahoo Fantasy Sports

By: avatgardener

avatgardener — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:12:08 +0000

Carol (aka lurker)
Our Muskrat is many things, mostly funny. He writes of what he knows: lawyering, 80s rock, guy things, his adorable kids (that will change as they get older), stuff going on around his little sphere of the world, guy stuff, his times in the Guard, lost loves, and the ways of the guy. We adore him, the furry little rodent that he is. Like the animals in Narnia, at first we were frightened that he could “talk” but now we rely on him to amuse us daily.
His family checks in and comments, probably to keep from being fodder for stories. And like most men, he married above his station in life – - his wife should be an applicant for sainthood.

Sorry, Mr. Rat, I felt obligated to catch her up. I hope I didn’t miss anything in my into of you to her. IT is time I came out of my shell and interacted with others who post here, if you allow it. If you don’t I am ok with that – - do let me know.

carol, I hope you will come back and post with us often.
(I don’t always use alliteration, just at the first comment)

By: SSG

SSG — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:05:31 +0000

ok, clarification... no stress or nice cock? And yeah, I think those mens urinals where all the piss goes down together is kinda random... who wants to see their piss mixing with someone elses? Though having a cock to piss from must be handy on long car journeys. But you gotta hold the thing you piss from. That must be weird. And doesn't it get in the way when you run? All these interesting thoughts on penises and more, tune in next time.... crap. SSG’s last blog post..Music (A guest post from MrC)

By: carol aka lurker

carol aka lurker — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:20:49 +0000

Okay, I read 12 pages of your blog and still don’t entirely get what category I should place you in, but it was entertaining all the way through! There seems to be a theme of toddler going potty not on the toilet … ironically.

By: A Free Man

A Free Man — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:03:34 +0000

I think that you should do a whole series of posts on pissing, or failing to do so, around the world. Maybe a review of men's rooms by country? Top Ten stall trolls? (Number 1: Larry Craig). There's a wealth of material in the pisser. A Free Man’s last blog post..Florida-style politics

By: muskrat

muskrat — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:40:30 +0000

Doug, Well done! You’re like AvatGardener but with man parts.

David, I didn’t know of others’ writing of this. Please share!

SciFiDad, Me too.