Comments on: at the urinal, circa 2001

By: efish25

efish25 — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:01:39 +0000

i was in 8 years old and in the th grade. it was a really hot day so i had alot to drinkand then i was in the middle of a test when i had the urge 2 piss
i ask the teacher if i could quickly go to the toilet and she said after the test
so i quickly finished my test and then asked if i could go
she said yes and i quickly ran out and down the hall when the princiable stoped me asked y i wasnt in class i told him i had 2 pee real bad and he told me 2 walk (f him) so i started walking down the hall it was another 60 metres to the toilet so i power walked and just my luck one of the urinals were out of order and the other had some 7th grader using it
i was like kmon and asked him 2 hurry cos it was running down my leg
he told me 2 piss out the window i wasnt very high at the time and i was willing 2 piss all over the floor
so i unziped my fly and was trying 2 hold it back while i pulled my dick out
when i saw a sink, a sink is basically the same as a urinal if u think about it so i walked over and pissed in the sink… and had never felt more relifed. =o

By: Father Muskrat » at the austrian urinal

Father Muskrat » at the austrian urinal — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:34:20 +0000

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By: ManInTheMoon

ManInTheMoon — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:50:30 +0000

I usually have the opposite problem. I end up going and going forever. Other people are coming in, using the bathroom, washing their hands, and leaving. I'm still standing there embarrassed and wondering when I could have ever drank that much liquid. ManInTheMoon’s last blog post..Because I Read About It Somewhere

By: acorn king

acorn king — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:36:36 +0000

I'm going to have to post a urinal post now, for some reason I have a couple urinal stories. Wait, that didn't sound good. Nevermind. By the way, new blog looks great, remember when it sucked before? Much better now, man it was bad before. acorn king’s last blog post..Craigslist Follow-Up

By: muskrat

muskrat — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:48:43 +0000

RedneckMommy, I don’t think that’s anything to be proud of. What else you got?

ChurchPunk, Um, of course I want to hear your story!

Siren, At first, I thought your comment said something about “females can be scatty,” but then I realized that wasn’t the case. Too bad.

SSG, I could’ve, and I do sometimes, but not when I’m already there and someone else walks up. Too obvious.

AvatG, LOL at the first comment. Re: the second one, that just ain’t right.

Csquared+3, Just how many mens rooms have you been in?

Sherri, I appreciate that. You’re my favorite comment today. I’m blushing at your admiration, however misplaced.

Countessa, Do you have any idea how painful it would be for me to “sack up”? Didn’t think so. No, I will not do that.

FreeMan, Glad someone identifies.

SciFiDad, You’ve obviously mastered “camel mode.” I strive for it at NASCAR and college football games.

By: SciFi Dad

SciFi Dad — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:40:14 +0000

I never pee in public. I have a cast iron bladder. SciFi Dad’s last blog post..The One That Got Away: Epilogue

By: A Free Man

A Free Man — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:41:43 +0000

Been there sooo many times. Nothing more uncomfortable than urinal banter. A Free Man’s last blog post..A Free Man’s Top 10 of 2008: No. 8 - Sun Kil Moon - “April”

By: Countessa

Countessa — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:54:29 +0000

Our best local gay/lesbian club used to have a military-style latrine thing – 3 toilets in a row with no partitions and one outside door with no lock. My girlfriend at the time would rather wet her pants than use that bathroom while I not only could go but carry on conversations with the drunk gay guys. Sack up, Muskrat.

By: Sherri

Sherri — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:43:08 +0000

I never understood why guys run into this problem. I have the bladder the size of a pea and could probably pee anywhere, on command. I realize this could make me an internet-porn-fetish sensation, but in the real world, it's a problem. I once made my friends pull over and I peed in the parking lot of New Jersey National Gas Company because I was drunk and knew I wouldn't make it home. I'm jealous of your non-peeing abilities. Sherri’s last blog post..There’s People Looking Back At Me.

By: CSquaredplus3

CSquaredplus3 — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:41:18 +0000

Yikes. No fun. I realize this is a guy-thing and I'm a gal, but maybe like Siren says, things would be different if we were squatting visibly and within inches of our nemesis, mother-in-law, boss, etc... We have a little privacy, but you guys get to break a piece off of that cool, giant, breath mint after you wash your hands in the flushy thing. So convenient! CSquaredplus3’s last blog post..My brother, my friend.