As I referenced in yesterday’s post, my office was a bit stressed today with the sudden vacating by an associate attorney. Even the vending machine could do no right, as it apparently took Pat’s $.65. When I walked by and saw her note for the guy who restocks it, I thought I’d try to lighten the mood a little by posting my own note next to hers. One of the secretaries actually asked me if my wife is aware that I’d lost $500 at the dog track. I told her, “No. And please help me keep it that way. Can I borrow some coin?”
Not content to leave well enough alone, I decided to also lash out at my regular status as the water cooler swapper outer (a title more befitting a Bud Light commercial), a product of being surrounded by female secretaries and paralegals, and my office’s proximity to the breakroom. Thus, I left this post-it note on the water cooler (if you can’t read the blurry cellphone photo, it says, “I have a mind. A fine, legal, mind. I am more than a method for exchanging empty for full water containers. MUCH MORE. -MD”):
When I wasn’t screwing around, I actually was able to settle a couple of Lorraine’s hand-me-down files, so production abounded right there with mischief. In fact, they’re second cousins.
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