Comments on: semen tissues like islands in a stream

By: Jormengrund

Jormengrund — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:55:30 +0000

At least the men in uniform know how to have a good time no matter where they go!

After all, if you can’t be your own best friend, then you have to reason to go out and try to find one, either!

By: muskrat

muskrat — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:18:55 +0000

Sarah, sorry to hear your soldier boyfriend cheated on you.

KC, Yep. No sense in hiding it.

Leigh, I can’t wait! I’m hiding behind the corner with a baseball bat.

Hypo, She was raised in rural TN. Next best thing.

Bex, I’d been a lot cooler if we did have wenches, but we don’t.

JustaGirl: Um. Yeah, Guess I couldn’t throw stones at your comments on TNO.

Ricky: LOL. Glad I could “touch” you.

Kirsten, I’m sorry you know him. I think he’s got you hoodwinked.

Shield, You’re right. I always keep PPE around for spunk or dogshit. Both find their way into my yard all the time.

By: Shieldmaiden96

Shieldmaiden96 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:54:03 +0000

Geez, I didn’t grow up in a house full of men and even I know you need some PPE before you go grabbing tissues around someone’s rack. ‘Cause there ain’t nothing good wadded up in there.

By: Kirsten

Kirsten — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:05:09 +0000

I actually know Ron, and he WAS crying over Terms of Endearment. He was too embarrassed to admit it and told you he was masturbating. He’s always been so sensitive!

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:45:17 +0000

Tossing off all over the floor! Classy. Shouldn’t that guy have realised something might be, um, coming forth?

By: Rickey Henderson

Rickey Henderson — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:55:50 +0000

If this isn’t the most heart warming and sensitive thing Rickey has ever read on a blog, then Rickey doesn’t know what is.

By: justagirl

justagirl — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:41:24 +0000

I don’t know whats funnier the comments over at TNO, or the fact that I click on your damn blog and the first thing I see is SEMEN. Oh yeah you are the innocent one. Just admit that you are a perv and you were getting a small rise. LMAO.

By: Bex

Bex — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:15:39 +0000

@Pretty Bride – bwah hahahaha!

@kc – true dat on Diesel!! As for denying it, it sounds like it was undeniable. What could he say, “What?? Masturbating???! OH, no, no, I wasn’t doing THAT…I was…polishing…some, uh, furniture….”

@Hypocritical One – Good call on the convent girl. WHO would do that? Do you guys roll with a beer wench/ housekeeper/ convent girl or something? That sounds like a porno in and of itself.

By: The Hypocritical One....

The Hypocritical One.... — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:09:03 +0000

huh?? Who was this idiotic lady that just started grabbing the tissues?? Was she raised in a convent?

By: leigh

leigh — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:17:36 +0000

be prepared for the googing pervs. they’re definately on the way to your blog now.