As I’ve written about before, we’re too cheap to buy a booster seat for Toddler, so she sits on phonebooks in a grownup chair when we gather around the table to break bread every evening. Today, I noticed she’d shed her drawers for some reason and was sitting bare ass. No big surprise there. However, when she got up, I noticed that she was sitting on a NEW phone book, and that prominently displayed was an attorney against whom I have a case right now! I was elated. “Hey, look! Baby was giving a cherubic buttface to that lawyer I’m probably going to trial against next month. How cool is that?”
I took a picture so the moment would last a little longer. Don’t think I won’t pull this puppy out and hold it up for all to see during his opening statement. You’re damned right I will. Right after I apply my warpaint.
I also derive satisfaction from looking at this funny blog. So should you.