Comments on: intruder alert

By: state of the muskrat address* | Father Muskrat

state of the muskrat address* | Father Muskrat — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 01:51:15 +0000

[...] just inside the door inhabited by some kind of trollish woman I unaffectionately called the “turd burglar” because of her affinity for interrupting me at that “not so welcomed” time every [...]

By: it is finished | Father Muskrat

it is finished | Father Muskrat — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:09:01 +0000

[...] first, I had some unfinished business. I felt it imperative that I have closure with the turd burglar–the short, stocky female janitor who, every day for two years, burst into the restroom at [...]

By: Chad Nikazy

Chad Nikazy — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:54:23 +0000

I can hear you saying that. For some reason this story conjured images of your Greg Luganis impression in Gatlinburg. Perhaps its because both events took place in bathrooms.

By: loveMaegan

loveMaegan — Tue, 20 May 2008 20:52:14 +0000

you’d think she’d get the hint. I always think “they’ll” get the hint. Nope.